Thursday, May 15, 2003

God, how I loathe Matsushita. John G. and I went out for a drink last night, talked about Matsushita for hours. Boy, did I get the skinny. John G. told me his last name isn't really Matsushita. And he can't go into Alabama because of some sheep thing, and his landlord's wife.

John G. can't stand how Matsushita's always trashing Broom Street, despite the fact that they do consistently brilliant work. And he said Matsushita can't write. How true, how true.

What's amazing is the intense level of loathing that John G. has for Matsushita. Just a white-hot hatred. He said that all the mutual friends are going to have to choose one side or the other. Well, here and now, I choose John G.. Matsushita is off my list for good.

My next career move, blogging flame war double agent.

Wednesday, May 14, 2003

What the hell's the matter with Matsushita? Why can't he leave Gustafson alone? The guy's just making a simple observation, for Christ's sake. Cut him some slack.

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Tuesday, May 13, 2003

Despite my best efforts to abandon this blog, people keep linking to it.

People like Debra Neff Nathans and Rob Matsushita and John Gustafson.

But I have no content. None.

Is it 2004 yet? Was it all just a horrible dream?

Ed Garvey, my hero.

Tuesday, January 07, 2003

Happy 2003 everyone.

Since the passing of a year makes us all nostalguc, I thought I'd share a link from my past. This is an amusement park near Baltimore. Now abandoned. If I were going to go crazy, and kill and eat people, I'd do it here. But that hasn't happened. Yet.

Someday I want my own amusement park.

Wednesday, December 04, 2002

In the future, all blogs will be self-updating.

They will determine, based upon your web-surfing tendencies, your thoughts, moods, opinions. And they will update for you. A sliding bar, called the "Sarcasterizer" will determine the tone of your remarks.

The self-updating blog will make me a rich man someday. daddle deedle deedle dum.

In other news, I will be leaving the cold and snow of my beloved Wisconsin and heading for ten days in sunny Florida. Including four days feeding the hungry maw of the Walt Disney Corporation.

Not updating often enough. Still depressed about the elections. Every American(tm) should see Bowling For Columbine. Must have more coffee.

Wednesday, November 20, 2002

Take my quiz.

Isn't that fun?

Wednesday, November 13, 2002

My prognosticating skills suck monkey balls.

I was 0 - for - 4 so far in Senate picks, and I have my worries about Louisiana.

"Democracy" was a wonderful thing. Once.