Wednesday, December 04, 2002

In the future, all blogs will be self-updating.

They will determine, based upon your web-surfing tendencies, your thoughts, moods, opinions. And they will update for you. A sliding bar, called the "Sarcasterizer" will determine the tone of your remarks.

The self-updating blog will make me a rich man someday. daddle deedle deedle dum.

In other news, I will be leaving the cold and snow of my beloved Wisconsin and heading for ten days in sunny Florida. Including four days feeding the hungry maw of the Walt Disney Corporation.

Not updating often enough. Still depressed about the elections. Every American(tm) should see Bowling For Columbine. Must have more coffee.